I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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