I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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