I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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