Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
there is glitter all over my balls
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