First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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