I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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