Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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