In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Randomize
