I puked a lego.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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