$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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