i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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