Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
my nose is crying tears of wow.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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