I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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