if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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