After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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