My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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