ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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