Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I will pee on everything he values.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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