But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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