Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
