it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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