brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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