he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
