his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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