come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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