As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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