I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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