I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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