Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
