I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
