She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
then he tried to convert me to islam
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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