Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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