ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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