if you like me you must not know who I am
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Everclear isn't food dammit
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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