Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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