When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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