38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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