Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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