i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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