I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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