you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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