How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i am craving dick and cupcakes
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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