He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I got her a Nickelback box set.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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