Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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