12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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