Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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