I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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