This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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