i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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