i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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