hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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