I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Will you blow on my dice?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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