Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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