I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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